Group Name: Staffroom Chamas & Chokoza
Members: Mr. Otieno (Admin), Auntie Beatrice, Madam Wanjiku, Kelvin (a.k.a Mwalimu Bachelor), Teacher James, Sister Grace.
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[8:02 AM] Mr. Otieno:
Kelvin, bwana… weekend hii tutaenda kanisa kubwa, kuna harusi. Wacha nikupange.
[8:03 AM] Kelvin:
Boss, mimi siendi harusi kutafuta bibi. Naenda kuimba kwa choir.
[8:04 AM] Auntie Beatrice:
Wewe Kelvin unaringa. Kuna msichana pale ushers department anakaa kama destiny yako. Ana diploma ya catering na hajawahi ongea na mtu wa boda boda.
[8:05 AM] Teacher James:
😂😂😂 "Hajawahi ongea na mtu wa boda boda" ndio selling point?
[8:06 AM] Madam Wanjiku:
Kelvin, acha ufala. Wewe ni mwalimu. Pension yako itabuy nyumba na Subaru Forester one day. We women love security.
[8:08 AM] Kelvin:
Madam, hata chalk security haina. Jana imeisha katikati ya period.
[8:09 AM] Sister Grace:
Kelvin, we are praying for you. Your Proverbs 31 woman is coming.
[8:10 AM] Mr. Otieno:
Sister Grace, acha maombi pekee… Kelvin anahitaji grooming. Na ile suti ya Form Four farewell inapaswa kustaafu.
[8:12 AM] Kelvin:
😒 Admin, hiyo suti bado inashikilia vizuri. Ni material ya polyester.
[8:13 AM] Auntie Beatrice:
Kesho nitakupeleka supermarket, ununue cologne nzuri. Ile yako ya “Dubai” inanuka kama chalk ikiloa mvua.
[8:15 AM] Teacher James:
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m done.
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